Coming Soon: Retard Kolaches
I hate to say, “that’s just not funny.” Even aside from the Feminist Law Profs ownership of that particular intellectual property (and you do not want to tangle with the FLPs), I figure it’s better to respect the dark humor in a situation than to pretend it doesn’t exist. But c’mon now, Psycho Donuts: “A padded cell, a ‘nutcase’ art display“? Straitjackets for the kiddos? “Bipolar” donuts? “Massive Head Trauma” donuts?
How about these new business ideas (free to anyone who can get an SBA loan)?:
Cripple Chili Dogs, where all the sandwiches are broken in amusing ways.
Boozehound Smoothies, with drinks like the “Mad Dog”, the “Sterno”, and the “DTs”.
PTSD Croissants, where video screens play entertaining loops of actual violent crimes and gun battles from Vietnam to Afghanistan over a soundtrack of screeching brakes and IEDs.
Or (my personal favorite):
The Knocked-Up Teenager Bakery, where a barefoot high school dropout will serve your bread on a wrapper printed to look like GEDs.
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